Deltanine

I really don't know why a doctor under a hippocratic oath takes the
risk of something going badly wrong, sometimes with general
anaesthetic, because someone can't be bothered to go for a fucking run.

They have bits sliced off and tied up and sucked out. I want
to say to them, 'You lazy f---ing fat pig. Just go for a run and stop
eating burgers. You might fucking die'.

Some things are not worth the risk. When someone's facial surgery
goes wrong because they wanted plumper lips or a little nose, I think
they're a fucking idiot.

If your arse is too fucking fat, stop eating and go for a run.

I heard someone on the radio once say that they were tired of the
prejudice aimed at the overweight. They said something like "you're not
allowed to make fun of gay people, so why are you allowed to make fun
of fat people? It's the same thing.

It's not the same thing though, is it? Gay people are born that
way. They didn't work at becoming gay. Fat people became fat because
they would rather be that way than stop eating so much. They had to eat
and eat to get fat. Then, when they were fat they had to keep up the
eating to stay fat. For gayness to be the same as fatness, gay people
would have to start off straight but then ween themselves onto cock.
Soon they're noshing all day getting gayer and gayer. They've had more
than enough cock... they're full... they're just sucking for the sake
of it. Now they're overgay, and frowned upon by people who can have the
occasional cock but not over indulge.

When a doctor tells me that that's how you become gay, I'll stop making jokes about fat people.