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Japanese women are getting fed up with men who want to put into practice the techniques they've picked up from watching dirty movies, according to Shukan Taishu (11/10).

Where men of yore had to make do with books to learn about moves that would please their partners, today's guys are suckled on a massive adult movie industry where they can see for themselves what they think pleases women.

Unfortunately, a lot of the knowledge they acquire isn't always welcome.

"His kisses and foreplay were all right, but his finishing touch was the pits," a 28-year-old woman we'll call Junko says of the 19-year-old guy who picked her up for a session at a Tokyo love hotel earlier this year. "He kindly wore a condom but, just as I was reaching the most delicious moment, he suddenly withdrew. He ripped off his sheath and dropped his pearls of wisdom on my stomach. It was so gross."

Junko says she could probably have forgiven her young paramour were it not for his failure to realize why she was so angry.

"He asked me if I would have preferred it if he'd aimed at my breasts," she tells Shukan Taishu.

Requests for facials and oral sex can often be hard acts for women to swallow, yet they're common wishes expressed by young men today.

"My boyfriend told me he wanted to climax on my face like they do in the videos, so I let him have a go at it. But he got me right in the eye. It was really painful and red raw for about two days," a 19-year-old student says.

A nurse of 21 adds: "A friend told me that love juice smells like green grass and tastes great, so I gave it a try. It tasted vile, just like when you bite on a worm that's crawled into a lettuce leaf."

A 22-year-old woman we'll call Sachiko got more than she bargained for from her trading company employee boyfriend two years her senior.

"He even looks the really serious type and we'd been going out together for six months and he hadn't even made a move on me," she tells Shukan Taishu, adding that she quickly agreed when he asked her to go on an overnight trip with him.

"He turned up with this huge bag that I thought was a bit big considering we'd only be gone from home for one day. Night finally came around and I was getting all excited as he opened his bag. What do you think it was? A goddamned 'Sailor Moon' costume. I was a bit reluctant, but I thought I'd waited long enough, so decided to wear it for him. He was really happy and made me do all sorts of different poses while he took photos of me with his camera in one hand and played with himself using the other hand. He never ended up laying a finger on me at all. He later told me that he was only into visual excitements. I was on the first train home the following morning."

From here.