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A new Hollywood movie called "The Few" is a true story about American Billy Fiske - played by Cruise - who single-handedly won the Battle of Britain.

It'll be a true to life story, omitting only the insignificant details such as the fact that Bully Fiske never actually shot anything down, and was himself shot down by a German Stuka in 1940.

Hollywood has a habit of ignoring facts to glorify the deeds of Americans. In the 2000 film U-571, US seamen recovered an Enigma code machine from a sinking German submarine and changed the course of World War II. Enigma was in fact retrieved by the British crew of HMS Bulldog before the USA even entered the war.

The Americans truly are the world's greatest revisionists.