Deltanine

Rapper of Public Enemy, rapstar beats lover
With the headline of a fucked up cover
Out the pot to the plate New York Post
get your story straight motherfucker
It always seems that they make our neighborhood look bad
Here's a letter to the New York Post
Ain't worth the paper it's printed on
Founded in 1801 by Alexander Hamilton
That is 190 years continuous of fucked up news
-Public Enemy

I try to avoid the New York Post as far as possible, since it is written by morons for morons. An example I was unfortunate to see from today:

We've forgotten the arithmetic of patriotic battle: That it's better for a hundred of them to die than for one of us to die.
We owe that to these young men in uniform, and we owe it to their families and sweethearts back home.
It is better for a B-52 to flatten an Iraqi neighborhood than it is for one United States Marine to die. It is better to roll tanks down a foreign street than it is to put an American soldier in his grave.

Get your story straight motherfucker.